Frivolités – Lyndon @ Adonis Blue

Alex Benalla (may his news decrease!)
Awoke one day and joined the French police
And saw, in easy reach of his matraque,
Protesters, whom he thought he might attack,
“What doest thou?” asked passers-by
Who looked on him askance,
“Moi? Rien! I’m just the henchman
Of the President of France.” LJ

July 11, 2018July 11, 2018

Zsa Zsa, le chien le plus laid du monde, est mort

C’est la triste histoire d’une beauté éphémère, en quelque sorte. En plus, elle ressemble à Winston Churchill…LJ

https://www.lalsace.fr/actualite/2018/07/11/zsa-zsa-le-chien-le-plus-laid-du-monde-est-mort

July 10, 2018July 11, 2018

A bicycle-clip salesman

A bicycle-clip salesman, who
Wished to save people time on the loo,
Added, as a hashtag,
A colostomy bag,
And called it the “Pedal and Poo!”

LJ (late one night in St.Martin)

July 8, 2018July 11, 2018

Rillettes de radis Fastoche

Rillettes de radis Fastoche
Is a dish much in vogue with the Boche
Denn in Frankreich lebt man
Wie Gott nirgendwo kann
And no one can stand German noche

Hatched gratuitously in St.Martin de Ré.

I don’t know who said “The trouble with German food is that no matter how much of it you eat, an hour later you’re hungry for power”, but I wish I had. Very witty, and, of course, harmless.

July 8, 2018July 11, 2018

Limerick

A hash-peddler, Pasha Achache,
Stashed his hash-cash, alas, in the trash,
Till the trash man one day
Took the trash can away
And trashed the Achache hash-cash stash

Written on the terrace of the Marco Polo Pizzeria, for no good reason. LJ

June 1, 2018