Me and my shadoof 🎶
The cat
A study suggests itself, which might be entitled “Towards a finer calibration of the noxious impact of feline halitosis on the plant kingdom, with particular reference to cut flowers and the art of ikebana.”
The Cat. Episode IV
Spanish Armada ship found off Donegal Coast – BBC News
A Captain of the Armada
Said “I admit the English are harder
Than we, though we gave it our all.”
So he dropped anchor and settled in Donegal.”LJ (Clerihews, 2018)
A wreck believed to be a ship from the Spanish Armada, discovered by archaeologists off the coast of County Donegal, is to be excavated by the Irish government.
— Read on www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-14418698
This is the voice of the Heliotrons
Alexandre Benalla, who’s hogging the French news…
Alex Benalla (may his news decrease!)
Awoke one day and joined the French police
And saw, in easy reach of his matraque,
Protesters, whom he thought he might attack,
“What doest thou?” asked passers-by
Who looked on him askance,
“Moi? Rien! I’m just the henchman
Of the President of France.” LJ
East Fife Four Forfar Five
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/44916496
That’s it. Nothing remains to be achieved. Our long work is over. The day is done. It has happened.
“L’homme à la vessie incontrôlable”! INFO TF1/LCI – Quand un voyageur pressé d’aller aux WC déclenche un branle-bas de combat au sommet de l’Etat – LCI
Actualités FAITS DIVERS: FAIT DIVERS – Les médias marocains ont simplement évoqué un simple et banal “incident”. Mais d’après nos informations, un récent vol de la compagnie Royal Air Maroc entre Casablanca et Paris s’est pourtant transformé en affaire d’Etat. La faute à un passager furieux de ne pas pouvoir satisfaire ses besoins naturels. Au point de pousser la France à faire décoller en urgence 2 avions de chasse.
— Read on www.lci.fr/faits-divers/info-tf1-lci-quand-un-voyageur-presse-d-aller-aux-wc-declenche-un-branle-bas-de-combat-au-sommet-de-l-etat-2093071.html-20180713-%5B%5D-52e350e5a127e941451fa8c8b0f82805@1-20180713070932&_ope=eyJndWlkIjoiNTJlMzUwZTVhMTI3ZTk0MTQ1MWZhOGM4YjBmODI4MDUifQ==
A bicycle-clip salesman
A bicycle-clip salesman, who
Wished to save people time on the loo,
Added, as a hashtag,
A colostomy bag,
And called it the “Pedal and Poo!”
LJ (late one night in St.Martin)
“Home is where the heart is. Oh bugger!”
Lyndon @ Adonis Blue 
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