
Terminal irony

Trump could be the most honest president in modern history – The Washington Post
He may stretch the truth, but he gets things done.
Source: Trump could be the most honest president in modern history – The Washington Post
“Geekdom” took a while…

A thoughtful compilation, as is its sister publication, “Speeches of Note”.

The age of envy: how to be happy when everyone else’s life looks perfect | Life and style | The Guardian
The competition is in the mirror. Gratitude for the opportunity of being alive is proper to our condition. Envy is nothing new, indeed it is an error as old as the world, though it is true that people are now seeking the wrong axis through self-scrutiny and in social media, nor is the answer generally to be found in the vapourings of the lifestyle articles of the Guardian. The confessions of the first paragraph are ugly revelations, better dissembled, since they are of limited objective interest. Seek wisdom, not status. Study for the joy of discovery, learn a few languages, take some exercise and don’t look for rewards. Delight in the success of others and help them to achieve it; often, their progress will bring burdens of responsibility you would prefer not to shoulder anyway. That is their affair. The author of this article, who feels she is doing something important, could have learnt the rudimentary grammar of a language in the time it took to write this commentary on our times. Envy has always been the enemy; my father, who possessed little that he hadn’t forged by his own effort, by-passed it altogether by taking pleasure in birdsong, gardening and playing the flute. The implicit message of this article is that the author has been aspiring to be her own axis; this is a cardinal error, known as that of the “moi désaxé”, or the misplaced axis of the self. If there is no longer a being external to us in whom to invest our faith, there is still the business of studying the accumulated knowledge of our forebears in science and in the arts, an endeavour that will free us from solipsism. This is an endless cure for envy. LJ
Social media has created a world in which everyone seems ecstatic – apart from us. Is there any way for people to curb their resentment?
— Read on www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2018/oct/09/age-envy-be-happy-everyone-else-perfect-social-media
A foreseeable catastrophe. “La parfaite raison fuit toute extrémité.” (Molière)
“Stop au politiquement correct ! Quand les dérives américaines menacent la France” : http://www.lefigaro.fr/vox/monde/2018/10/12/31002-20181012ARTFIG00003-stop-au-politiquement-correct-quand-les-derives-americaines-menacent-la-france.php
[OTA] Memoirs of the extraordinary life, works, and discoveries of Martinus Scriblerus. By Mr. Pope — Memoirs of Martinus Scriblerus
[OTA] Memoirs of the extraordinary life, works, and discoveries of Martinus Scriblerus. By Mr. Pope — Memoirs of Martinus Scriblerus
— Read on ota.ox.ac.uk/text/3685.html
Exclusion Crisis – Wikipedia
Exclusion Crisis – Wikipedia
— Read on en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exclusion_Crisis
Augmentation de taxe d’habitation… ailleurs…
“Exclusif : ces 6000 communes qui ont augmenté leur taxe d’habitation” : http://www.lefigaro.fr/impots/2018/10/11/05003-20181011ARTFIG00321-exclusif-ces-6000-communes-qui-ont-augmente-leur-taxe-d-habitation.php
Atteintes à la laïcité en milieu scolaire
L’histoire de ces chercheurs qui sont parvenus à faire publier des études totalement absurdes
Absalom and Achitophel by John Dryden | Poetry Foundation
Dryden’s satirical assault on Shaftesbury, thinly disguised as Achitophel,
“A name to all succeeding ages curst
For close designs, and crooked counsels fit.”
which, rather reminds me of my last employer. LJ
In pious times, ere priest-craft did begin,
Source: Absalom and Achitophel by John Dryden | Poetry Foundation
Rabbi Jonathan Sacks
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Click to access CandC_Main_Noach_FINAL.pdf
Some very interesting reflections on the Jewish Torah, of particular importance in this age of heteronomous transference of personal responsibility to agencies beyond the person, that is, to others.
Messy, but complete

Interesting quote from “An Essay Concerning Human Understanding: Full and Fine 1689 Edition in Book 1, 2, 3, and 4 (Illustrated)”
“Le mieux est l’ennemi du bien.” (Voltaire)
I was reminded of this whilst reading Locke, which is unsurprising, given Voltaire’s admiration of him:
“An Essay Concerning Human Understanding: Full and Fine 1689 Edition in Book 1, 2, 3, and 4 (Illustrated)” by John Locke:
“Men may find matter sufficient to busy their heads, and employ their hands with variety, delight, and satisfaction, if they will not boldly quarrel with their own constitution, and throw away the blessings their hands are filled with, because they are not big enough to grasp everything.”
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Loisirs | Bansky confirme avoir piégé l’un de ses tableaux
La fille au ballon a été broyée par son propre cadre alors qu’elle venait d’être adjugée plus d’un million de livres à Londres. On suspecte un canular du mystérieux artiste.
Source: Loisirs | Bansky confirme avoir piégé l’un de ses tableaux
Molière (Hippolyte DURAND) | théâtre-documentation.com
Molière (Hippolyte DURAND) | théâtre-documentation.com
— Read on www.xn--thtre-documentation-cvb0m.com/content/molière-hippolyte-durand
The man in this moon is a long way from Norwich
“La première lune en dehors du Système solaire serait absolument gigantesque” : http://www.lefigaro.fr/sciences/2018/10/05/01008-20181005ARTFIG00225-la-premiere-lune-en-dehors-du-systeme-solaire-serait-absolument-gigantesque.php
One or two hesitations, but no problem …

12 Organic Ways to Control Harlequin Bugs – Hobby Farms
12 Organic Ways to Control Harlequin Bugs – Hobby Farms
— Read on www.hobbyfarms.com/12-organic-ways-to-control-harlequin-bugs-3/
From another optic
Unilever will not defect
This is probably good news, but we have to remember that this is the company that destroyed Pears Soap.
EduCATion

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Des signes prometteurs…
“Emmanuel Macron, le Général de Gaulle et les retraités…” : http://www.lefigaro.fr/politique/2018/10/04/01002-20181004ARTFIG00354-emmanuel-macron-le-general-de-gaulle-et-les-retraites8230.php
Who else, but Robert Lusty?

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Huge Blobs of Fat and Trash Are Filling the World’s Sewers
Mountains of grease and debris known as fatbergs are blocking toilets, breaking pipes, and even being illicitly converted into cooking oil.
— Read on news.nationalgeographic.com/2017/08/fatbergs-fat-cities-sewers-wet-wipes-science/
Why are British girls so fat? – Telegraph
As young British women are revealed to be the most overweight in Europe, Louisa Peacock explores what factors are at play.
— Read on www.telegraph.co.uk/women/womens-health/10863001/Why-are-British-girls-so-fat.html
RIP, Charles Aznavour
“Le chanteur Charles Aznavour est mort” : http://www.lefigaro.fr/flash-actu/2018/10/01/97001-20181001FILWWW00149-le-chanteur-charles-aznavour-est-mort.php
Interview with Rothschild. FT
Beneath the surface, politics remain volatile, he adds. “One cannot not be slightly nervous about the prospect of having the extreme right or the extreme left at the helm of France one day.”
Africa FT
Obesity
This is just one of an increasing number of narrowly circumscribed areas in which impediments to freedom of expression are doing untold practical damage. I could foresee this all as early as 1985, when I had my first whiff of the speech codes associated with political correctness. I don’t wish to judge the intentions of the misguided advocates of this “premature synthesis”, which has evolved into a toxic ideology, but for humanity the cost has been very high indeed. It is no exaggeration to state that lives are at stake as a result of the austere neo-puritanical monitoring of human speech. Children and adults need to be informed if they are gluttonous; the idea that we should refrain from doing so lest we be guilty of “fat shaming” is preposterous, therefore it is refreshing to read an article in which plain truth is acknowledged to be an important part of the way forward. LJ
https://app.ft.com/content/fe494f60-c170-11e8-8d55-54197280d3f7?sectionid=columnists
How To Cure A Serious Chess Disease – Chess.com
Most amateurs run into the same problems: undefended pieces, being unaware of their opponents’ best moves, falling victim to simple tactics, etc. Those things are common. However, once in a while you’ll see a player making one specific mistake over and over. This is actually a good thing, since instead…
— Read on www.chess.com/article/view/how-to-cure-a-serious-chess-disease
Who needs legs?

How-To: Migrate notes from Evernote to Apple Notes | 9to5Mac
How-To: Migrate notes from Evernote to Apple Notes | 9to5Mac
— Read on 9to5mac.com/2016/02/09/how-to-export-notes-evernote-apple-notes/
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Is it indeed time for a timeout? “A timeout is Britain’s best Brexit option” | Financial Times
It should be clear by now that the UK is nowhere near ready to leave the EU
Source: A timeout is Britain’s best Brexit option | Financial Times
When lies come dressed as numbers
Ronald Reagan at his best.
They don’t make them like this anymore.LJ
OECD — OECD Watch
The Organisation for Economic Co-operation and Development (OECD) was established in 1961. Today, the OECD is a forum of 34 industrialised countries that develops and promotes economic and social policies. Its mission is to ‘build strong economies in its member countries, improve efficiency, home market systems, expand free trade, and contribute to development in industrialised as well as developing countries’. Simply stated, the OECD acts on behalf of and in collaboration with its member governments to promote free market policies and trade.
— Read on www.oecdwatch.org/oecd-guidelines/oecd
Lux laundry soap ad 1936 girdle-washing
Most amusing. I wonder what the response would be nowadays! LJ
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Source: Lux laundry soap ad 1936 girdle washing | witness2fashion
Those were the days!

Justin Welby is an irrelevance leading his flock into the wilderness | Peter Stanford | Opinion | The Guardian
Good sense, an increasingly infrequent phenomenon in the Guardian.LJ
In taking on Amazon, the Church of England’s management guru showed yet again he hadn’t done his homework, says journalist Peter Stanford
It is later than you think
It Is Later Than You Think
BY ROBERT W. SERVICE
Lone amid the café’s cheer,
Sad of heart am I to-night;
Dolefully I drink my beer,
But no single line I write.
There’s the wretched rent to pay,
Yet I glower at pen and ink:
Oh, inspire me, Muse, I pray,
It is later than you think!
Hello! there’s a pregnant phrase.
Bravo! let me write it down;
Hold it with a hopeful gaze,
Gauge it with a fretful frown;
Tune it to my lyric lyre …
Ah! upon starvation’s brink,
How the words are dark and dire:
It is later than you think.
Weigh them well …. Behold yon band,
Students drinking by the door,
Madly merry, bock in hand,
Saucers stacked to mark their score.
Get you gone, you jolly scamps;
Let your parting glasses clink;
Seek your long neglected lamps:
It is later than you think.
Look again: yon dainty blonde,
All allure and golden grace,
Oh so willing to respond
Should you turn a smiling face.
Play your part, poor pretty doll;
Feast and frolic, pose and prink;
There’s the Morgue to end it all,
And it’s later than you think.
Yon’s a playwright — mark his face,
Puffed and purple, tense and tired;
Pasha-like he holds his place,
Hated, envied and admired.
How you gobble life, my friend;
Wine, and woman soft and pink!
Well, each tether has its end:
Sir, it’s later than you think.
See yon living scarecrow pass
With a wild and wolfish stare
At each empty absinthe glass,
As if he saw Heaven there.
Poor damned wretch, to end your pain
There is still the Greater Drink.
Yonder waits the sanguine Seine …
It is later than you think.
Lastly, you who read; aye, you
Who this very line may scan:
Think of all you planned to do …
Have you done the best you can?
See! the tavern lights are low;
Black’s the night, and how you shrink!
God! and is it time to go?
Ah! the clock is always slow;
It is later than you think;
Sadly later than you think;
Far, far later than you think.
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Spanish Armada ship found off Donegal Coast – BBC News
A Captain of the Armada
Said “I admit the English are harder
Than we, though we gave it our all.”
So he dropped anchor and settled in Donegal.”LJ (Clerihews, 2018)
A wreck believed to be a ship from the Spanish Armada, discovered by archaeologists off the coast of County Donegal, is to be excavated by the Irish government.
— Read on www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-14418698
A word cloud of recent clerihew targets…

Jolly good! Tally ho!
Six signs you have become an embarrassing mid-life drinker
— Read on www.telegraph.co.uk/women/life/6-signs-have-become-embarrassing-midlife-drinker/

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