Rescued piglets served up as sausages to firefighters – BBC News

Controversial, yet, on reflection, clearly not, sausages being sausages and pigs being pigs, after all. A short course in the facts of nature might be of benefit to all in this age of effete anthropomorphic dreaming.

Bizarre at first glance, this was in fact a decent gift and a gracious one, likewise graciously received, until the neo-puritans began to take their ritual offence.